HAPPY CHRISTMAS

I hope you all (even if you’re not celebrating) have a very Merry and Happy December 25th.  And if you ARE celebrating then I wish you a very Happy and Merry Christmas!  )

I will be spending some quality time with my family.  I can’t wait!  And I’m going to pretend that stupid boys don’t exist to make the day all the merrier (normal non-stupid boys will continue to exist btw.) ;)

In light of the holiday season ;) I will refrain from venting at this particular moment ) but it’s been quite an interesting week!!!  And no doubt the next few weeks will be as well – New Year’s Eves always seem to suck for me and as a result I usually have great stories to tell.  lol.

Have a great holiday!!!  I’ll dish up the scoop right after Christmas.

I shouldn’t email late at night

To Dd:

So it’s really late at night – I can’t sleep and am doing … guess what I’m doing?  After your little “let’s see Daisy suck at sudoku” trick you pulled the other night I’ve realized I’ve got to get back into the game!  Seriously I couldn’t sleep ALL NIGHT just because you made me look like a fool.  That … or maybe I was distracted by other things – we’ll NEVER know.

So anyway like I said to you that night – I use sudoku all of the time to help me fall asleep and tonight is no exception.  Except that TONIGHT is a little different because tonight playing this little Japanese whatever made me think of you and then thinking of you made me think of my oh-so-precious jalapeño plant.  D

Did you know I’ve been gone for over a week and have neglected to check up on it?  I would say I am a HORRIBLE jalapeño mommy but I prefer to say that I just trusted you SO MUCH that I didn’t feel the need to check on it.  Umm … yeah let’s go with that.  D

So [pause] how’s my plant coming along?   If only I were there in person you could see my excitement – but you’ll have to trust that emoticon.  Yes – THIS emoticon.  Oh how I love emoticons.

Ok well I hope everything is super.  And if you have time to tell me if the jelly belly jalapeño growing on that gorgeous plant is still alive that’d rock big time.

xxx ~Daisy

Counting Sheep

It’s late at night and when it’s late at night I lose 34% of my intelligence. ;) The email above was to Davide and it is WORD FOR WORD, copy-and-paste, what I wrote to him about 5 minutes ago.  Why am I posting it?  Because sometimes I’m such a doof that I surprise even myself.   Plus it’s a quick way to give you an up-to-the-minute update.  I can’t wait to hear about my plant and I have the worst insomnia EVER right now.  I’ll let you know if he responds because I’m sure you’re all DYING to know about my plant too. D

I’m in the U.S.

Have you ever noticed that U.S. Public Libraries are treasure chests full of the worst movies ever? I’m back home in the U.S. now – came home 2 weeks earlier than expected for a little Merry Christmas surprise for my parents.  They had NO idea!  ) YAY!  How fun!!

Before I left I got permission to turn in one of my final essays a couple of days late (because I would be traveling) and so I needed to head over to the public library today for some research.  And let me tell you I am SO glad I did.  Our public library has a whole section of DVDs that never should have been made.  And RIGHT NOW ScottPete and I are watching a Halloween Town trilogy marathon.  HAHAHAHA!

Oh how I’ve missed home!  Where else could I watch really sucky Halloween movies 2 weeks AFTER Halloween?  ) But I have to say – I miss my other home too.  Yes, I typed that correctly.  Bondi finally feels like home. ) And though it’s great to see my family again – I will be excited to return to Australia!!

Australia has some bad points – but maybe no more than Utah.

So … Cheers!  I’ll miss you Australia and can’t wait to get back.  Xx ~Daisy

Sick Omgosh – gag me now!  Was that some sappy crap or what?  Thank goodness it’s over!!!  Sick But for realzzz – it will be good to get back to Bondi.  )

Why is your stomach fat?

Have I mentioned lately that I’m a weight-conscious freak? Anyway – blah blah blah – I gained 12 lbs when I moved here.

I Love Fatty

AGH!  It infuriated me!  But I am pleased to announce that thanks to my pretend detoxing it’s finally starting to come off!  YAY!  I also contribute the weight loss (I’ve lost 7 of the 12 lbs) to Caloriecount.about.com..

I absolutely LOVE caloriecount.about.com.

Love

(and where has this emoticon been all of my life?

This thing measures my protein, fiber, potassium, calories, etc PLUS all the exercise I do.  And all I have to do is type in a few simple things!!  It’s like a caloriecount god.  And if I weren’t already somewhat religious I may just worship the site. Oh wait … Thinking

Oh but that wasn’t even the purpose of this blog. On CalorieCount today I saw the following:

WHY IS YOUR STOMACH FAT?

This is what I learned from clicking on the ad:

  1. Healthy food is a ploy to make you fatter.
  2. Crunches will never give you a six-pack.  It’s a conspiracy.
  3. Cardio is boring.
  4. Diet pills are a waste of money.
  5. Exercise infomercials are a gimmick.

Bucket of Chicken 2

Whoa!  It’s like all of the sudden I understand!  I’m “fat” because of a huge conspiracy theory!!  The world is trying to make me fat!!!  Thank goodness I no longer have to take responsibility!! Thank you stupid advertisement!!  Because BEFORE I read the ad I kind of figured maybe it had to do with diet, laziness, or exercise.  I was so wrong.