Category Archives: Vanity

My first episode of Oprah changed my life (or somethin’ like that)

Written in the beginning of February… Ok so it’s a new year (has been for awhile) and in sheer boredom (like seriously) I flipped on the telly for a bit of background noise while I – well honestly I don’t … Continue reading

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Dancing to no reflection – Green Velvet feat. Kid Sister

It’s no secret I work on my personal development by seeing a counselor.  She’s pretty freaking cool except today we were talking about that blasted sea salt diet and how I signed up for a total fad diet when I … Continue reading

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Latest Diet Fad – I’m still gaining water

In the last post I admitted I had started the latest diet trend: The Himalayan Pink Crystal Salt Diet and I also explained that I drank 3 liters of water and as a consequence gained 3 kilos or 6.6 lbs … Continue reading

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Have you heard about the latest fad diet? Sign me up!

It went a little like this… Handsome man sporting a sexy rugged new beard who I occasionally ”catch-up” with  tells me about some Himalayan Rock Salt Diet. And I was like – WHATEVER – that’s hokey. And in his make-you-melt-accent of his … Continue reading

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