Before I tell you all about Episode 3 – I just have to say there are bugs flying all over and around in my room – it’s freaking me out. I think they want to eat me.

Episode 3

It was late at night and we shortly discovered we had very few hot chocolate options. Oh no!!

We settled on getting hot chocolate to-go from a pizza place. Because ya know … any place that specializes in something OTHER than hot beverages is BOUND to be yummy-super-delicious YAY!

The pizza place was closing so we had no choice but to take our take-away cocoa for a leisurely stroll. BUT!! It was a touch breezy so CommitmentPhobe decided we should get a jumper from his car first… to keep me warm. I told him I was fine/tough. He ignored me. And off we went to his vehicle.

Should I mind that CommitmentPhobe was so insistent on being a protector? Well I sure didn’t mind him protecting me from the homeless dude and since we all know I AM a “country girl” I’m going to have to go ahead and say that no I shouldn’t mind and CommitmentPhobe was being a perfect blue role gentleman. I thought it was sweet.

Ok ok … so we reached his car and he totally kissed me. Full blown, no inhibitions, have-at-it kiss. On the street, outside of his car, in full public view. And NOT a peck like last time. Oh no – he kissed me like he’d been waiting a LONG time for it (which hello!?! he HAD been waiting a long time because he was a loser and didn’t ask for my number the FIRST time!!!) So I’m like “Well hello there. How you doin’?” and I kiss him back don’t do anything because boys have cooties and that’s gross.

Like 10 minutes later as we’re still making out on the street Ahem. Apparently I need to get more control of my strikethrough!!! GROSS!!! So like 10 minutes later as I’m still refusing to kiss him because boys have cooties … I realize OMGOSH – HELLO! we’re on a PUBLIC street and there are TONS of people walking RIGHT NEXT TO US and tons of cars just breezing by. Umm yeah … CommitmentPhobe doesn’t care. No, no, no, he’s wasted enough time already and yeah … he obviously has no issues with PDA.

But seriously – how long can two people stare at each other NOT KISSING on a public street before they should probably stop? I’d say a lot less time than we did…

So CommitmentPhobe invited me back to his place and please feel free to roll your eyes. I told him, “Oh I don’t know…” and before we go any further with this story… have I mentioned how hot this guy is yet? Because if I didn’t …

Go ahead and roll your eyes again.

UP TOMORROW:
Episode 4 – What Does Daisy Decide To Do?