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Darn, darn, darn, I think I’m engaged again ;) & Things you should NOT do when hitting on me

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I shouldn’t joke about something so serious.  I’m actually quite outraged.  A kiss may be a contract for marriage but NOT WHEN THE KISS IS FORCED ON YOU!!!  Today’s blog project (I’ll explain the project another day) is to write a list.  I think that’s grand and all but I’m angry about tonight and want to vent.  SO – here is a LIST of things you should NOT do when you are trying to hit on me.

If you want to increase your odds of success when hitting on me DO NOT:

  • spill your drink on me.
  • step in front of my male friends who are talking to me because you think they are a threat.  I am not your prey you stupid pig.  [insert fake but sweet smile]
  • repeat yourself over and over and over and over and over again.
  • have wandering hands after I have REPEATEDLY TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF YOU STUPID SWEARWORD!
  • talk to me after you’ve drank so much that you’re an idiot (giving you the VERY GRACIOUS benefit of the doubt that you MAY have not already been an idiot before the drinks.)
  • mention, suggest or use the words -fate, destiny, kismet, karma, fortune- or anything that even resembles any of those words when speaking about our recent introduction.
  • tell me you’d like to apologize for your outrageous behavior and then try to kiss me.
  • blame your unacceptable behavior on the alcohol.  I met a nice hottie last weekend who had been drinking but was still respectful.
  • continue to attempt to kiss me even though I asked you to please stop trying to kiss me.
  • grab my arms and forcefully prevent me from walking away.
  • forcefully kiss me.
  • And last but not least – don’t be a mother effin’ jack@$#!!!!

I know I lived in a little bubble back home.  And I understand that my old school traditional upbringing has left me a little naive and ill suited for the REAL world.  I probably should have seen all of the above coming tonight – but I didn’t. And yes it all happened.  And yes it made me upset.

I broke down and saw an international student counselor at school 2 weeks ago.  Things haven’t felt right for awhile and I wanted suggestions to deal with the stress.  Want to know what she said to me?  “I don’t normally advise this.  But in your case, maybe going home wouldn’t be such a bad idea.  It’s worth considering.”

I didn’t want to hear that.

So we’ll pretend she didn’t say it- at least for now.  Instead let’s focus on the fun part of my day – here are a couple pics from my first experience at the races.

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Me and my FM – yay!!  He’s a blast.

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This is a new friend from school – she’s an absolute doll!

You mean a kiss ISN’T a contract for marriage?

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I sent CC+4 who is now CC-450 a courtesy email yesterday to see how an appt. went because that’s what friends do and blah blah whatever who cares right?  right.  HOWEVER it reminded me of THIS POST which I never published.  But it’s a GGGRRRRR-ATE! one so please enjoy.

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March 23, 2009

Ordinarily I would forward music onto CC-450 HOWEVER I’m afraid he may believe that a song is like the second witness signature (next to the kiss) on the contract for marriage? Say what? Are you confused yet? me too.

Someone, who will remain nameless but has 2 “C”s and a “-450″ in his code name, ACTUALLY ASKED ME, “You’re not like the type of girl who like… well you don’t think … I mean you don’t think if you kiss a guy it means …  umm … like you’re not one of those girls that thinks a kiss means like marriage are you?”

[pause.  long pause.]
[pause some more.  look to the side quizzically.]
[look straight again.  what did he just say?]

You’re not the type of girl who thinks a kiss is a contract for marriage are you?

Whew.  I thought maybe he said something else.  Glad we got that straight.

Umm hello!  OF COURSE I THINK A KISS IS A CONTRACT FOR MARRIAGE! And this is why, in pursuit of my dream to be the world’s most famous bigamist, I made sure to kiss him, Adorable Boy, Glitter Boy and another boy who will remain nameless all within the same week.  GASP!  DAISY!!!  You kiss slut!!!  How do you live with yourself?? Hey you – yeah YOU – the one judging me – I think that’s just about enough out of you. It wasn’t PLANNED – I mean – wait - just kidding.  It WAS PLANNED because hello?  How am I going to score myself 40 husbands unless I start knocking off those kiss contracts as quickly as possible?

(Though in all fairness to my image, I didn’t kiss any other boys in the northern hemisphere after I kissed CC-450.  No no – I’m a reformed kiss slut.  :D [insert I can't believe I'm writing this])

Wow – ok you still with me?  We’re getting close to the end. :)

Now look … I’m feeling guilty generous, so although I WAS going to count all of the ways in which what he said to me was like the WORST THING TO SAY TO A GIRL EVER (which would have been like a 12km long list) instead let’s just say – he shattered my dreams. Darn it! I’m going to have to rethink EVERYTHING now. If kissing boys doesn’t insure me those illustrious rings so many girls are chasing after – what do I do now?

Oh – oh hold up!  Wait wait.  Just had a thought!  this is a good one.  :) And I swear this is almost over.

Before I go doubting myself just because some boy wanted to make sure I know he isn’t interested in the R word [insert gee really?  thanks mr. obvious] … let’s think back.

Oh yes!  Yes I remember now!

I don’t have to have a broken heart quite yet. I remember now.  I DID get a memo on how kissing IS a contract for marriage. WAHOO!!!

He’s the one who is wrong.

Nice!  Score at LEAST one for Daisy!!  I’ll have to forward him the memo along with another sweet song. I’m pretty sure a diamond ring should come by FedEx in like at most a week right?  ;)

x, xo, xx, xoxo, Xx and maybe even XX

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DEFINITIONS AT THE END

Here is an IM Chat from a couple days ago with the one and only MIUB (Most Important Utah Boy.)  I should give a disclaimer here though – in case any of my readers know him – MIUB and I are just friends. In fact we even talk about our dating lives – it’s cool.  Not many guys are cool enough to stay friends with you after a crush. (ex: CC+4.)  [insert look of death.]  But MIUB raised a good topic of discussion – the meaning of Xs, Xxs and Os.  :)

I give strict (non-IM) definitions at the end.  :)

MIUB – hey i have a question for you….when you put just “xx” instead of xoxo, which are those hugs or kisses?

ME – it means kisses – but not like in the creepy way or anything

MIUB – no its cute but i just wasn’t sure which one the x was.

MIUB – i didn’t want to think you were giving me kisses when you were actually leaving them out and just giving me hugs

ME – LOL – that made me laugh.  I don’t think I’ve ever just done a “oo” – that looks kind of weird too.
ME – I should do that to boys who I don’t like though huh?  that’d be so funny!  oh and btw – there are different levels of the “x”s
ME -there’s the ONE x, or the two xx or Xx

MIUB – What does the x mean – just the one?  like a friendship kiss on the cheek?

MIUB – then xx is a nice kiss on the lips but just quick and lips interlocked then the Xx is the big dog?

ME – LOL – I’ve always kind of thought of it as an “x” is a kiss on the cheek, “xx” is the kiss on both cheeks (like Italians do) kinda – and then “Xx” is like a lip-kiss.

MIUB – I was pretty close.  So I usually get the Italian one.

MIUB – ok I’ll take it.

ME – well I’d throw out the other one – but again – I try not to be creepy ;)

MIUB – creepy never came to mind with you.

MIUB – what does this mean XX cause I’m about to drop that on you

MIUB – XX


I love having friends who I can flirt with!!!  It’s the BEST!!! Speaking of which – in an effort to contradict everything I ever write – I took the Captian off my Z list today.  Does this mean I am going back to my “playa” ways?  Not exactly.  I did turn down a REAL date offer this weekend – but you see – the Captain and I don’t date – we just “catch-up.”  :) And I see no harm in that anymore.

DEFINITIONS:

x -

this is used for anyone.  boy or girl, friend or more-than-friend – an “x” is a cute/nice gesture or sign that you care.  I use this all of the time to tons of people.   In fact I don’t think I EVER send an email to my FM or his GF without an “x” at the end.

xx or xo -

very similar to the “x.”  I use this when I want to say, “you’re adorable” or “I’m teasing you.”  If I say something sarcastic and want to make sure they don’t think I was being mean I ALWAYS add an “xx” to the end.   Or with my BFF Crysta – I always sign emails with xo or xoxo.  It just a term of endearment.  :)

Xx -

this one I generally only use for boys.  I USED TO sign my emails to CC+4 with “Xx.”  And to ME this is more of a KISS – though sometimes I accidentally capitalize xs and so it can’t ALWAYS be taken seriously.  :)

XX -

definitely a kiss.  That’s just how it is.

XxXX, XXX, XoXXo -

If you receive any variations of the above – it probably means I have a crush on you.  OR that I’m flirting outrageously with you because I can.  :D

xoxoxoxo or XOXOXOXO-

I sign things like this to my mom – it just means what it means – hugs and kisses.

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Ok well – hope we’re all clear now.  :)

Yours truly,
xx ~Daisy

Oh and here’s one of the new pics hanging in my bedroom – They’re my babies!! :)
happy puppies

No you can’t kiss me. You pig.

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Tonight was catch-up-for-drinks-night in honor of FM’s birthday.  We started at Ryan’s and oh-my there were heaps of hotties!!  I wasn’t working the crowd tonight though because I was kicking it with FM and his Bondi Fam.

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Next up was La Cita – a salsa club – where I ran into BFA.  CRAZY!  And now I have Sunday morning plans – YAY!!!

Ok so that was the blah blah blah bit of this blog. Now let’s get down to business.  I was scammed at the salsa club. [insert frustration - boys are so dumb!]  Ok so the dude was cute enough to dance with – he had moves – whatever.  The song was reggaeton salsa and because I’m naive I believed him when he said the steps were different.

Soon enough he had us spinning faster than I could wrap my head around.  I was able to keep up but halfway through the song I got DIZZY.  Say what?  He wouldn’t stop.  I told him I was getting dizzy – we were going soooo fast – he had me waaayyy too close – he just kept us spinning and spinning and spinning – AND THEN HE TRIED TO FRENCH KISS ME!  [insert "Oh h.e.double no" and complete disgust.]  And yes I DID say to him, “What are you doing?  You can’t kiss me.” (the ‘pig’ part was in my head.)

FM explained the dizzy bit was on purpose in the hopes that I would be easier to make out with.  WHAT??  Wteff?  Seriously.  Wteff.  How dumb am I?  I didn’t even know people did stuff like that.  Who teaches a girl a pretend dance and then tries to make her dizzy to make out with her?

Maybe I should write that dude back from the link up site which will remain nameless and tell him that I’m not married because men are DUMB.

In other news – which at this point seems almost ridiculous for me to announce – I’m going to go speed dating.  :) :) Oh yes.  So excited.

Nice GUY vs DB – and NEDAW

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Hello everyone!  So before we get into the difference between a nice guy and a DB, I wanted to take a moment and let you know that it is National Eating Disorders Awareness Week.  Eating disorders are a pretty serious thing and if you have one – seek help!  I’m thin now – but 8 years ago I weighed 28 – yes TWENTY EIGHT – pounds less than I do now.  I was the same height. Here is a pic of me TODAY.  I went out walking with my FM and YES – I do look like a disaster and could stand to lose 10 lbs but that’s not the point.  :) Can you imagine me 28 lbs (12.7 kg) thinner?

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Here is a short and moving 4 minute video on Eating Disorders.

OK – NOW to the FUN STUFF!!!!  :) YAY!!!

I’d like to give a shout out to my Ultimate BFF –

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :)

This is an email from my FM.  UDB has been contacting me a LOT.  And he also has been trying to book time with me a week in advance!!!  I almost agreed to see him again … until FM sent me the following.

Daisy,

It seems UDB is not going to surrender and won’t accept rejection. He will keep trying until he gets his way..

Here’s some definitions of the term “lets catch up”:

if it’s from a past fling (especially players like UDB or Captain Charisma)
“catch up” means – let’s meet so I can use my great talents of persuasion, (cos’ I know I’m good), and hopefully we’ll pash [make-out] later

if its from a good friend (eg BFA or Matty Matt)
“catch up” means – its been ages, what’s going on lately? You’re fun to hang out with.. (No other motives).

see the difference?

Players:

- won’t call you during the week just to say hello but may call you to arrange a ‘catch up’
- will contact you once a week. That leaves him 6 other days to go out with other girls during the week.
- will arrange to catch up last minute if he’s in the area. (booty text)
- won’t meet your flatmates when he comes over to the house
- too cool to hang out with you at a party, in case there may be better girls around or other cool friends
- will call you after the party’s over and he hasn’t scored yet

Back to UDB.
He’s trying much harder now cos’ you’ve been rejecting him. He’s never worked so hard to get a woman before, so it’s a good challenge and will be a great ego boost if he gets you again.   Remember how bad he made you feel after your last date? There is no excuse and should be no more chances for him.

Why?
- He’s a tool
- He does not treat you right
- He’s got other choices
- You’ve got better choices and meet men everytime you step out
- He just wants to pash, you want substance and they are lining up
- Don’t lower yourself to be with him
- You’re not easy
- You have to be a bi*c# sometimes & teach idiots a lesson

There’s lots more but this is not a 1000 word essay.

later. x

So there you have it.  A complete breakdown of a DB.  :) Hope you enjoyed it!  My FM makes some very good points.  And while we’re enjoying things :) please enjoy the other pics of Bondi that I took today on our walk:

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Happy Thursday!!  You should all be happy to know that I have said “no” to the last three requests to “catch-up” with UDB.  :)