Oh boy – I don’t know if you caught my last post but here’s a little reminder of what you missed

If you can’t tell – I MAY have been a LITTLE crabby that night with my ghetto beach-bum rock-band SUCKING neighbors – and because of a few other things like the fact that MEN DON’T HAVE HEARTS!!! BUT!!! GUESS WHAT???? LAST NIGHT I WAS EVEN MORE CRABBY!!!!
MORE!!
Hard to believe – I know. But it’s true – or at least it WAS true for the whole of a couple hours until a hot knight in damp armor (it was raining outside) rescued me from my rottenness and I got over it – temporarily.
So what could have temporarily made Daisy MORE crabby than all of those crabby emoticons above??
Oh I don’t know … maybe the fact that North Sydney aka CommitmentPhobe aka Ultimate Douchebag aka HE’S DEAD TO ME decided to call and RIP out my heart – total gory Halloween style – and SMASH IT UP INTO A NICE MUSHY MUSHNESS and FRY IT UP LIKE A HAMBURGER.
For those of you who can’t keep up with all the soapyness that is the opera of my life – here is the QUICKEST RECAP EVER:We dated a bit, I hated him for a bit, I fell in love with him for a bit and TWO weeks ago he told me he was ready to take a chance on love (this was TWO WEEKS AGO!!)
LAST NIGHT he called to tell me HE HAS GOTTEN BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS EX from two years ago THAT HE’S ALWAYS TOLD ME HE COULDN’T STAND and THEY’RE THINKING OF MOVING IN TOGETHER!
Say WHHHAAATTT??? Two weeks he told me I WAS THE ONLY GIRL IN HIS LIFE. Right. Can we say DOUCHEBAG??
My mom says he’s dead to us. So guess what?? I hope he DOESN’T rest in peace and GUESS WHAT ELSE??
This is his official Daisy Blog Obituary.
CommitmentPhobe was really cool until he turned into a weird-o freak. Ultimate Douchebag was always a douchebag. And although I fell in love with North Sydney and his child and although he loved me in his own twisted way too – he only loved me as his emotional and relationship CRUTCH and it’s time to let him walk all on his own. Good Riddance!
And if I could stick my tongue out in childish glory – I soooooo would. But he’s “dead” to me now – and to my mom – so I think it’s time to live it up a little in Sydney before I go home. Watch out! I usually take the high road…
but I think it’s time to take a walk on the wild side.
in other news, I took these really cool photos that you may or may not have seen on my other blog 4, 5, 6, ELEVEN Petals.

















