Want to know what is worse than wearing the same clothes for 5 days?  Or worse than wearing no make-up for 5 days?   Or how about – what’s worse than eating food with sand in it for 3 days?  Staying in hostels, sleeping in a tent on a really uncomfortable branch or the next night in a tent on hard-A sand?  Or how about what’s worse than an entire coastline of JELLYFISH that prevents you from going in the water, having no cell phone service and a dead ipod?  Or maybe what could be worse than driving around in a car with no air conditioning and having wild dingoes come within TWO FEET OF YOUR BODY??

I;’ll tell you what is worse.  Not having my American Debit card because some douche stole it and the replac ement c ard was sent to my address in the states leaving me with no access to my money – WHILE having all of the above happen at the same time.

Yep – that’s worse.

Oh and did I mention that the be-otch from the last post – the one who DESERTED us – is now – as of today – FOUR DAYS LATER – how we are now getting back to Brisbane?  I’d say screw it and just pay for some form of ticket back so I’d never have to see her again – but – oh yeah – that’s right – I’m money-less.

And any minute the internet nazi is about to tell me I have to log off… free internet never lasts long enough …