Somebody (I won’t say who but his code name is a #) said he pashed on the roof of one of Sydney’s ICONs (the one where people bellow like LAAAAAAAA or LALALALALALA in Italian and French and sometimes even English.) Catch my drift? YEP! Can we spell risky? (yay! I did! – spell it that is.) Dancing in elevators and pashing on icons gives this man a little bit of “Mmm I like your style.” Intriguing isn’t he?
Well for you Sydney siders (or those who aren’t) here is a link to LUMINOUS, a little thinga-ma-gig they’re doing where they make the Opera house different colors. TADA! (I grabbed a pic of it for you who are too lazy to check it out. 
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I suggested to SOMEBODY that we check it out and he was all like, “That could be a bit dangerous” and I was like, “Who said anything about a repeat performance?” AND THEN WE HAD A TEXTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
Oh boy. [shake head]
You all know what I meant by that right? No? Was that cryptic? Was it written in American? Because I really tried to write it in NOT-regionally-dependent-English. AGH!
Here’s WHAT HE READ, “I’m not pashing with you again and I was performing/faking enjoying pashing last time.” wait a minute. Umm … ??? But didn’t I just say … wait WHHAAATTT???
Oh boy. [shake head and deep breath – hold it – keep holding – exhale)
And they say girls are hypersensitive and read too much into things?? Geez! He sent a text saying, “You were performing?”
WHHHAAAATTTT?????? So I sent a follow-up “No no. not at all! I meant u rumblin’ on the roof.”
OMGOSH! wowsers. The Texts of My Life. Sa-sa-sa-sa-soooooooo much fun. Or not.
Oh and then today N. Syd (who I talk to like EVERY SINGLE DAY) was like, “K so I’ll see you soon.” And then I was like, “Yeah except actually we don’t have anything planned – so when will that be?” and he was like, “I don’t know because I suggested a night but you already have plans with #3.” Umm …. WHHHAAAATTTT???? oh.my.gosh. Well if he wants to be all WHATEVER about it let me just remind the world that I SUGGESTED AN ALTERNATIVE NIGHT TO PLAY w/N. Syd and he said HE WAS FREE THAT NIGHT but refused to “pencil me in” because I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY. But for.real. heaven forbid I already have plans on the ORIGINAL night he wanted to play. Grrr. 
jealousy? I don’t THINK so … but come on now – what’s up with that? (that emoticon makes me laugh btw – that’s why I use it.)
He read way too much into that text. I like to try and crack codes and solve cryptic puzzles, but after reading the text about 15 times before reading on with the blog to try and work out how else it could be interpreted, I did NOT get what he got.
That’s the problem with texts, emails, IM and even blogging I suppose. People read things different ways, and without the body language and the tone to suggest how they should be read, people come up with crazy interpretations.