I almost didn’t post today. I have WAY TOO MUCH on my mind to channel it into a post. So I was going to just go M.I.A. for a day or two – BUT THEN!!! I felt compelled to write about my gratitude (on opposite day) for the beach bums in Bondi. Hip hip hooray!
I just heard one of them – a beach bum in Bondi – otherwise known as ”the DB walking down my street” – I just heard him – YELLING- in a VERY ANGRY and NOT NICE voice – a few choice words. Words I can’t repeat without washing my mouth out with soap. Naughty man who I will assume is ugly and mean.
A.D.D break - I was like so superduperbalooper in love with google chrome until I realized their spell check isn’t as spiffy. Likeit didn’t evn ctch all of these lovalee spelling typOOOs.
Aw – he probably just needs a REALLY big hug!!! YAY for hugs!!! 
Ooh hey – another A.D.D. Break – Do you think you could spot a threat in an airport bag? Sadly I couldn’t … I scored a very pathetic 57%. Yikes! Good thing I don’t work for the airlines!! Test your own skillz here.
Ok so I WOULD have suggested that he take a deep breath and say the alphabet backwards to get a grip and cool down for a sec but considering I’ve already judged him so very harshly (ugly, rude and mean) – let’s go ahead and add onto it “stupid” and say he probably isn’t smart enough to do that. Oops! that wasn’t very nice. Ah – looks like Daisy needs a big hug TOO! 
Umm – have you heard the song “Neopolitan Dreams” by Lisa Mitchell? I sent that song to CC-450 today. Have I mentioned him lately? I’m sure I haven’t. No no – I’m sure he never crosses my mind now that it’s been like a month since he suddenly stopped signing onto skype. And surely I’m not bitter at all. AT ALL. No no. ”You go on. I’ll be ok. I can dream the rest away. It’s just a little touch of fate – it’ll be ok… i don’t think you were ever really 100% in the room…”
Hearing him kind of makes me want to scream – but only on the inside because yelling swear words late at night on a quiet neighborhood street would be in poor taste. Oh btw – we’re talking about the DB walking down my street again. Anyway – I think I’ll just go hug my pillow and scream into that instead.
That should kill two birds with one stone METAPHORICALLY that is – I’m not really into the whole throwing rocks at cute little creatures that better NEVER EVER ever EVER touch me because they’re cute to THINK about but WAAAY too scary to touch.
Yeah – that’s about right. Metaphorically I think all of my problems are solved. (is it still opposite day?)
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I think DB needs a community hug. The more people the more he might calm down – or the opposite. But still would be fun to see.
I tried the test and got 100% but identified 10 false alarms – opps, and got graded a C. Oh, well. Next time.
Everyone seems to be going MIA lately, or at least considering it. I’ve thought about it, but seeing as I’m being shipped off to Adelaide in a week and a half I’ll use that as my blogging break.
One of my friends once had a guy walking around his street yelling stuff and he walked past a party and one of the guys yelled out to him to shut up.
The yelling guy yelled “You can’t tell me what to do! I’ll come bash you man! I’m a gangsta!”
Then he was universally laughed at and walked away with his shoulders slumped and his tail between his legs.
I got 100% on the screening test. I’ve already been on Bondi Rescue, maybe now I should aim for Border Security!
HAHAHA! love it. MC you have some mad skillz that’s Fo SHO! ;)