Ok so seriously I don’t think ANYONE should be familiar with the new Spring Nouveau: Shine ad campaign by American Apparel.  But at the SAME TIME – it’s so terrifically terrible it puts a little evil grin on my face  – on my sick and fatty swollen face.  Stupid MSG, gluten and who knows what else is in Korean food!!!!  I’ve been sick ALL DAY.  Ok but BACK TO THE POINT!  The new ad campaign:

[insert delightfully evil grin -  oh this is too great in the WORST way.]

THOSE THINGS ARE SHINY!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  Omgosh – omgosh – omgosh.  If only I could wear that mauve vomit then maybe my life would be complete.  LOL.

And if that wasn’t bad enough – may I present the next article of disastrous goodness:

A neon and black tie dye bandeau?  At first I was like, “That’s TERRIBLE” but then I noticed how they cleverly paired it with magenta leggings and I changed my tune.  Now I’m like, “Please I want that in my Easter basket.” [insert WIDER evil grin.]

Ah – but the collection isn’t complete without my personal favorite:

Can fashion get any better than this?  I think not.  Though I’m going to hold off purchasing these beauties until they release a neon version.

Ok – next up on the “Are you for real?” block is Soulja Boy’s “Stanky Leg.”  ARE YOU FOR REAL?  No seriously – for reals yo?  Far out!  That song sucks.  I mean – umm – I mean … it’s deliciously horrible.  heehee.

If I could tweet Soulja Boy here is what I would say:

@soulja boy – I luv you, I luv you, I luv you.  @stanky_leg is so terrible it’s brilliant.  Xx – can’t wait for the “Smelly Armpit” remix.