OMGOSH!!!  Tonight I noticed there was a floor panel by my front door.  WHAT?  I looked a little more closely.  It was the kind that LIFTS UP!  Ok ok – I know how this sounds and seems.  Like of course it lifts up Daisy – it’s a floor panel!  But how many of you have secret floor panels that lift up in your house?

Ok so there was no way I was going to lift that thing.  What if something was LIVING beneath the floor? GROSS!  I showed Bonnie Lad (my other flatmate) and he was like “areshyee beyoddle” which I think was Irish for “Should we open it?”  And I was like, “No” and he was like, “tottlesee dee meedoddle” and that meant “I’m going to open it anyway.”  And he did!  And guess what was there? I’m not sure.  But it freaked us both out.  I think there’s like a TUNNEL or something creepy and freaky underneath that panel.  It’s DEEP.  He shut the panel quickly and left to go on his date saying it would require more investigation tomorrow.

And now I’m left home alone in the house.  No doubt I’ll have nightmares about the people living under my floor that could pop up and zombify me at anytime.  I don’t want to be a zombie.  I wouldn’t mind being a vampire - but please not a zombie.

Darn my curiosity!  And darn my imagination! And stupid floor panel that’s hiding whoknowswhat underneath it.  Not cool. Sooooo not cool.