Tonight was catch-up-for-drinks-night in honor of FM’s birthday. We started at Ryan’s and oh-my there were heaps of hotties!! I wasn’t working the crowd tonight though because I was kicking it with FM and his Bondi Fam.
Next up was La Cita – a salsa club – where I ran into BFA. CRAZY! And now I have Sunday morning plans – YAY!!!
Ok so that was the blah blah blah bit of this blog. Now let’s get down to business. I was scammed at the salsa club. [insert frustration - boys are so dumb!] Ok so the dude was cute enough to dance with – he had moves – whatever. The song was reggaeton salsa and because I’m naive I believed him when he said the steps were different.
Soon enough he had us spinning faster than I could wrap my head around. I was able to keep up but halfway through the song I got DIZZY. Say what? He wouldn’t stop. I told him I was getting dizzy – we were going soooo fast – he had me waaayyy too close – he just kept us spinning and spinning and spinning – AND THEN HE TRIED TO FRENCH KISS ME! [insert "Oh h.e.double no" and complete disgust.] And yes I DID say to him, “What are you doing? You can’t kiss me.” (the ‘pig’ part was in my head.)
FM explained the dizzy bit was on purpose in the hopes that I would be easier to make out with. WHAT?? Wteff? Seriously. Wteff. How dumb am I? I didn’t even know people did stuff like that. Who teaches a girl a pretend dance and then tries to make her dizzy to make out with her?
Maybe I should write that dude back from the link up site which will remain nameless and tell him that I’m not married because men are DUMB.
In other news – which at this point seems almost ridiculous for me to announce – I’m going to go speed dating. 
Oh yes. So excited.
oh lord… that is lame! LAME!! seriously some guys think they can get away with crap like that!
From my experiences, salsa clubs tend to be places for guys exactly like that to go try to get away with stuff exactly like that. Takes all the fun out of it!
Is that why FM spins me?? …lol… Dont let that experience turn you off the salsa scene…there are some really great ppl (guys and girls) to meet there…
Bummer I missed the Birthday drinks, would have been great to catch up with everyone…looks like you had a great night!
There are sleazy guys in every salsa or dance clubs. If guys invade your space (dancing too close, etc), or make you feel uncomfortable, just walk away. Sleaszy men are cunning but women can be smarter.. and tell them they’re pigs!
It was great to hang out with the Bondi Crew and they will be pleased that you posted them in your blog.
That is hilarious, but in a creepy way of course. But like you, I just can’t believe someone would do that! Pig is right! Glad you stuck up for yourself though!
Ugh gross! What is wrong with people? I think it would have been SUPER great if you got so dizzy that when he tried to kiss you- you actually puked in his mouth!! Ok, it wouldn’t be fun for you- but it would SO be worth it!
Dizzy?! That is just a step up from spiking your drink!!
Wow!
What a jerk!
Did he think one dance would make you an idiot?
Hope you never have to see that jerk again!
-r
HAHAHA! Elsja that made me LOL. I had considered when I was spinning how he would like it if I vomited all over him – but in his mouth? lol. That would have been some sweet justice served. gross – but funny!! :)