Want to know what color my fingernails are today?  They were supposed to be black.  And they were going to match my outfit last night (I sound like such a girl.) So I went to the little drawer where I keep my polish and couldn’t help but gasp in shock.  On no-no – this isn’t possible!!!  Pink, another pink, red, another red, clear, chip skip, vinyl shine and glow-in-the-dark.  Maybe I missed something.  Pink, another pink, red, another red, clear … oh no.  Oh no, no, no, no, no.  I’d never even worn glow-in-the-dark (at least not this glow in the dark.)  you would think – because black is my FAVORITE color – that I would have packed it right?  I mean – that makes sense right?

I have TWO pinks, TWO reds, a heck of a lot of clears and GLOW-IN-THE-DARK??  (and no those aren’t my only colors they’re just the only ones I happen to have in Sydney.)

Great.  Apparently glow-in-the-dark is the new black and so until I can replace my black (which will be as soon as possible) I will be rocking the glow-in-the-dark.  If I were a creepy boy I’d totally use that as my pick-up line.  “Hey my fingernails glow in the dark – you wanna go somewhere dark and check it out?”  HAHA!  Wait a minute – that’s a pretty good line.  I might just use it anyway!  Teasing!!  Well … mostly teasing. I’m pretty sure I could see myself saying that to CC+4.

And yeah … I know – I’m a shocka.

Back to last night.  I’m fairly certain that there are only 5 Wiggles in the Wiggle band (if you don’t know what I’m talking about – you are missing out. ) Maybe there are more – I haven’t been keeping up on my Wiggles gossip -  I do know there is a Captain Feathersomething but I’m not sure if he counts as an extra Wiggle.  ANYWAY – last night I hung out with the Umpteenth Wiggle – or at least a guy who SHOULD be the Umpteenth Wiggle because he the perfect stereotype of a Mr. Broadway type actor (huh – imagine that since he IS a Broadway actor) with larger than life facial expressions, larger than life reactions, too much animation and the most precise accent imaginable.

Needless to say, I did NOT use my new pick-up line on the Umpteenth Wiggle.  But for those of you who know me – I bet it won’t surprise you to learn that Mr. Umpteenth Wiggle himself was quite captivated with my happyhappyjoyjoy attitude on life.  In fact he said he loved it.

Oh heavens.  Please tell me I’m not a female Wiggle.

xoxo~Daisy