Do you hate people who say “Woot!  Woot!”??  I kinda do.  But probably only because they spell it like that.  Don’t get me wrong – I totally cheered today when the University of Utah Utes won the Sugar Bowl – but I absolutely did NOT cheer with a “T” on the end.  (Oh and btw – I almost spelled it Suga without the R and that’s a big problem – that’s the Aussie way.  AGH!)

So I was right about LOSER (that’s his new name) – I’ve added our text convo at the end of this post for your drama/gossip pleasure.  It was so awesome it made we want to “woot!  woot!” forty times in a row.  If you missed yesterday’s post click here.

Want to know what Crysta (my BFF) wrote on my facebook wall?  “Nice snowman.  Where are his eyes, mouth and nose?”  Say what?  You mean those three completely deformed globs of snow balancing precariously on each other don’t count as a snowman?

Want to know what my mom said to me after watching my snowman video?  “I feel like Chloe was neglected in your video and that you are showing favoritism to Duchess.”  So mom – just for you – Chloe.

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EEW!  Gross!  My dog was on my bed?  Sick!!!!  How do I live with myself? 

Oh and here is a great picture (not!) to show you just how AWESOME today has been – and yes I DID stick my finger in an electrical socket to get my hair like that.  I call this picture “Today is so Gee Whiz Awesome.”  And it is – because on any other day there is NO WAY I’d ever post such a crappy picture – but TODAY?  Anything goes.  Including LOSER!  He’s going right out the door to the dog house – no no – not the dog house – the PIG house.  My dogs live in style.

TEXT CONVERSATION WITH LOSER:

Daisy – Hey Sexy! What time were you thinking?

Loser – I’m not sure.

Daisy – Not sure?  lol.  Do you want me to play it by ear on a FRI night?  I usually like to make plans … so if you have other plans …

Loser – Yeah let’s play it by ear.  I’m moving today and then there’s ____’s party so I’m not sure what time will work.  Sorry.

(side note – _____’s party was a game day party – it wouldn’t and didn’t get over until after 10:00 PM! – so his plans were to see me AFTER 10:00 PM!!! – not cool.)

Daisy – lol.  I was saying I like to have plans because I DON’T play fri nights by ear. Xx. 

Loser – (TWO HOURS LATER) – Oh I ment (yes he spelled it wrong) to say if you need to make other plans that’s cool.  Sorry.

Daisy – Oh no worries.  I think a bunch of us are meeting up for the game and then going out dancing or to other parties after.  If you are free later you should join us.

Loser – Ok.

PHONE CALL – not to ME -  Loser has his roommate call Matty Matt and ask which game party we’re going to.  Matty Matt tells him and then Voila!  Loser decides to NOT show up.  Which ended up being pretty sweet because the party was SOOOOO fun and it would have been AWKWARD.