I’ve already admitted that coming back to the states has turned me into a Facebook Loser (pronounced Laa-who-ooo-zzzziiirrrr) It’s true. All of the sudden I’ve gone from a once a month check-up to a daily “Oh I have new comments and new pictures and new pokes and new friend requests.”
[evil eyes]
I think it may be time for a little refresher on Daisy’s Facebook Rules. But before we get to the rules let me preface this by saying I do not hate Facebook. I love-hate it. And as such I have no intention of deleting my profile. 
Instead I like to think about Facebook rules that would make me happy.
- Don’t tag me in pictures if I look dumb.
- There is a fine line between creepy and friendly. Please learn the difference and post/tag/comment accordingly.
- Please THINK before putting any “xx”s or “mwa”s anywhere on my Facebook. Moving too soon into the XX tag on my wall makes me glare at your picture and think bad thoughts. And really, unless you are: 1- a girl, 2 – Davide, 3 – Matty Matt, 4 – BFA, or 5 – from Bondi, just don’t - ever.
- Please don’t request to be my friend if we don’t know each other or if when we met I was constantly looking everywhere but at YOU (no I wasn’t nervous – I was UNCOMFORTABLE.)
If you have any rules to add – please comment.
See that’s when you know it’s time to leave Facebook: when you get hundreds of “friend requests” from people you don’t know.