Today when Lily Chocolate Cupcake (see pics here) visited me I noticed a NEW kitty in the yard. He was crouched under some weird-o looking plant. I liked him. If fact, I’ve already named him Wallace Wilbur Wallaby. What a perfect name. He’s fat and looks old, wise, and calm.
I decided that Lily Chocolate Cupcake should share her food.
BAD IDEA!
OMGOSH! Seriously. You’d think I had just taken her first born child. She hissed at Wallace Wilbur Wallaby and then she glared at me. Wallace ran away (as he should have – I wouldn’t mess with an angry kitty either!) and then Lily Chocolate Cupcake refused to let me pet her.
BRAT!
Then I realized it was somewhat pathetic to be sucking up to my adopted cat and after spending more time than I wanted to, trying to make things better, I decided to give up for the day. OF COURSE that’s when Lily changed her mind and wanted attention.
Typical girl.
What a brat.
COCKROACH TRIVIA!! YAY!!
Did you know that a cockroach can survive decapitation?
Yes it’s true! A cockroach body can live for over a week without it’s head.
A COCKROACH CAN LIVE FOR OVER A WEEK WITHOUT IT’S HEAD!
Insane.
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If life is ever to be found on other planets, it will be roaches. I swear. Well, that and cats.
(And yes, why do you “girls” always want more attention?)
LOL!!! You of all people know the female psychi… We only like to share when it is our idea to share. I’m all about sharing, but it is war for someone else to make me do it. I agree with cupcake!
That was such a funny kitty story!
But I really didn’t need to know that about cockroaches! Ewww!
I think you should get that cat! What a skank!
sorry…I mean get rid of that cat!
Thank God you’re not a hippie, them names are cute. Add a hippie to the naming process and we will need a map of the Universe.
And a cockaroach can last longer without its head if you were to feed it through the neck.. I’m starting to think you’re building your own roach army. I understand your distain for Australia but that is taking it to another level.
Heehee.. how cute! I have an adopted dog that lives next door… he always comes to my door and goes “woof woof” so I will go out and give him some food… how cheeky! We call him Whisky… Ahhhh Lily sounds like a total hissy girl!! hahaaa.. ;)