Omgosh, Omgosh, Omgosh.
There was a spider in my bed.
I just killed it. And that required that I touch it because there was no time for me to find something to kill it with …
I’m absolutely traumatized.
Last night the NEW New Guy That I Haven’t Told You About Yet saw the look of terror in my eyes when I realized this house has vents in every room that lead straight outside. Apparently the houses were designed so the ocean breeze could flow straight through the house. They do this on purpose and my discovery made me shudder.
I looked at the NEW New guy and asked “Is there at least mesh somewhere in those vents to prevent spiders?” He looked back at me knowingly, “Is mesh what would prevent spiders from coming in sweetheart?” I said “Yes” and he very kindly lied to me, assuring me that they all have mesh. He did it to make me feel better … but now that I saw a SPIDER ON MY BED I don’t feel so well…
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eeeeewwwwwww!!! no offense, but what the hell is wrong with those australian builders??? the indoors were designed to keep the outdoors OUT! well, I would definitely be keeping my vents closed tightly after that.
Spiders in the house, snakes in the grass, sharks in the ocean, women around the corner; I love this country so very much. You know that bite is coming you just don’t know where from. Woot!
I’ve been told that Australia has the scariest spiders in the world – any truth to that? Hopefully he can help you keep the spiders away so that you can sleep in peace.
Hello.
I ran into your blog and found it very entertaining.
And spiders, well spiders are spiders, even though my roommate can take care of herself, I usually am sent to dispatch a spider or two on occasion.
J.