And the award for the Time-Wasting Queen goes to … [drum roll]
DAISY!!! [the crowd goes wild!]
It’s quite an honor to win this award. You see … I’ve been working really hard at wasting as much time as possible since I moved to Sydney. It hasn’t been easy. No no no. In fact, I was a chronic go-go-go-er back home. But not here!
Sure, slowing things down was quite an adjustment at first. But NOW – well I waste super uber duper amounts of time. And I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone and everything that allows me to waste the amount of time that I do.
How do I do it? Here are my secret ingredients:
- Not having a car (I would rather do nothing than take public transportation.)
- Being a Girl (getting dressed, changing outfits, playing make-up, doing my hair, looking in the mirror, changing clothes again, putting on lotion… you get the picture.)
- Boys (where do I begin? Let’s not and say we did.)
- Homework (I would rather do nothing than do homework and really … if I didn’t have so much homework I wouldn’t have to keep picking “nothing” as my action of choice.)
- The weather (Rainy days are perfect for doing nothing.)
- Not having a job (Can we say lots of time to do nothing?)
- Sleeping on a Futon (I require extra sleep to make up for the low quality.)
- The Internet (yeah … oops! Did 3 hours just go by from email, IM and blogging?)
- My Phone (talk, talk, talk, talk, talk … waste time, waste time, waste time.)
- The Shower (no explanation necessary.)
Yes yes – thank you, thank you. Oh and as a little update, I went out with the New Guy Who Really Needs a Nickname for breakfast yesterday and then caught up with the NEW New guy Who I Haven’t Told You About Yet for dinner. Tomorrow more New Guy and then Saturday more New Guy AND more NEW New guy. And yeah … do you see how easy it is to waste time on boys? Not only do I have to get READY for each time I see these boys but I also have to keep them straight!!! Are you confused yet? Because I sure am.
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I’m not confused, I was runner up in that same category. Dang you for going up and beyond the calls to nothingness…I though you wanted me to excel at something? Apparently not!
ahhhhh…the wasted hours on boys…one can live on that for years ;)
So I’ve just stumbled across your blog since you left a comment on mine! LOve it :) I can TOTALLY relate to the wasting time thing here. Don’t drive, rain sucks, internet is addicting, I work from home (so that’s kinda like not having a job).
SO I may sound dumb here but are you on YDU? If you are, then I’m retarded and didn’t realize it. If you aren’t, you probably have no idea what I’m talking about. :)